Arrived

You know you’ve “arrived” as a Mom when…

…your kid asks Dad his question because he knows your answer will not be what he wants.

…you are holding a nursing baby with your left hand while wiping your other child’s rear with your right.

…you gauge whether or not you can leave the house in your current outfit by how much bodily fluid is on it.

…you can handle a dirty diaper with two wipes, max.

What are some of your “arrival” moments? I’d love to hear them!