Monday, October 06, 2008

How to Sit In A Chair

Find a chair suitable for sitting.
Climb up. Be careful not to tip the chair over.
Turn around and reach for the stick you forgot to bring up with you. Crawl off the chair head first.
Decide the stick isn't worth it, and climb back up into the chair.
Lean over, chew on the right armrest.
Stand up, turn around, and chew on the left armrest.
Stand back up, face the back, and find something to play with.
Turn around, and looking completely bored with this whole "chair" thing, sit down.
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